when people start being real

my friend alexis is using my computer to edit her real world audition tape. so i hijacked my brother's. alexis is eighteen and has braces. on her real world video she had me say, "alexis is cool, but she has braces." she also has my brother saying that she hates gays and my brother's boyfriend who is black saying that she hates colored people. i think alexis would be really entertaining on the real world, but i don't think they'll pick her. she isn't perfectly plain enough and she doesn't look like she belongs on a sitcom.

alexis started her own t-shirt company. she has sent out multiple emails to oprah and ellen about doing a show on young entrepenuers. she was raised by her mom. her dad directs porn.

i think all of these things make alexis worthy of the real world. unfortunately, the real world isn't really about being unique anymore. its about being just like everyone else.