wasting my time

i've been getting junk email that i have actually been taking an interest in. i don't think that this spam is all of a sudden interesting. i think i am bored. yesterday i got one for the diet patch and i opened it and thought "why not. whats to lose?' well, weight i guess. but i thought of it more as an experiment. like a science project. six free diet patches, then pig out on burger king and see if anything happens. today i got one enticing me to get paid to eat and shop--to become a SECRET SHOPPER. i'm jobless right now, it sounds fun. i like to eat. shopping can be fun. so i actually click the link and read about the deal. the thing is, no matter what, even though i have bought things on the internet millions of times (each time the product cost $1 = 1 million dollars), with some websites i just feel like i am getting scammed on. like there is some gross blonde guy with a moustache, and dirt under his finger nails at some computer laughing as i sign up to become a mystery shopper saying, "HA HA SUCKER!" but i go just so far along in the process then i just close the window that contains my incomplete registration and say, wow, that was a waste of ten minutes.