the first time...

remember the first time you puked from getting drunk. yeah, at the vineyard suites. derek was working the graveyard shift and he let us have smoking room and a sold us two bottles of wine. bigfoot red. yeah, thats what it was called. we drank a bottle each and smoked lucky strikes. it means fine tobacco, god, we thought we were cool. we watched reruns of saturday night live on the tv that was bolted to the ceiling like they are in hospital rooms. and derek told us not to mess anything up but i let a little out of my mouth on the way to the bathroom. and the toilet seat was covered in redwine and bile. derek cleaned it up as i apoligized, then nick gave me ride home in his dad's old mustang and i was seeing double. that's all i remember.